Hey there, fellow germaphobes and temperature-check enthusiasts! Let me introduce you to the iHealth No Touch Forehead Thermometer – the superhero of temperature-taking in these pandemic times. First off, it’s so quick that my morning temperature check is practically a blink-and-miss operation. I feel like a secret agent dodging the flu as I smoothly scan my forehead. No touch, all class!

Now, onto the hilarity. This thermometer is so smart; it’s practically a stand-up comedian. Forget the boring beep-beep thermometers; this one practically shouts, “Hot stuff!” when you’re fever-free. It’s like having a personal hype man for your health. I’ve started hosting “Temperature Tuesday” just to see if the thermometer has new material. Spoiler alert: it does. If you want to spice up your temperature-check routine and maybe discover that your forehead is the next big comedy stage, get the iHealth No Touch Forehead Thermometer. It’s the health check that doubles as a stand-up show, and trust me, it’s worth the laugh!

 

 

 And the Lord said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?

Genesis 4:6

 

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